Saturday, August 14, 2010

My Campaign in Flames



I’m a bit down today. Do you want to know why? Doesn’t matter, I’m going to tell you anyway......

I just realized that I’ve spent a BOATLOAD of my benefactor's money on this crusade.....and I’m afraid that it ain’t gonna matter.

I’m VERY concerned that I’m going to get my rear end roasted.

You see, our voter calling initiative is in the toilet. Our internal polls have me hovering around Post-Watergate Nixon levels.

I’m getting a little nervous, a little antsy. I’m pushing a little too hard. I’m afraid it might turn some folks off.

Who am I kidding? Everyone loves me!

Damn the polls....Full speed ahead.

FSM