Man, it is hard to lie for thirty minutes straight with no break....I'm telling you, I was about to run out of material.
I was particularly proud of the lies about raising taxes and salaries. Maybe nobody will notice that I raised both in my last administration.
Also, my line about losing population is rich considering we lost darn near 30,000 folks while I was mayor. Think anybody remembers? I sure hope not.
And frankly, I'm quite sure none of you could follow the rest of it. Heck, you pretty much have to be hung over to do so. How do you think I was able to keep up?
Cheers,
FSM
