Ok, a true confession here....I was the inspiration behind the GCHS mascot. I figured if I was the one responsible for closing the three old high schools they should honor me in some way. I was unable to get the school named after me so the next best thing is to have the mascot look like me. The resemblance is uncanny, and apparently scares children.
Election day is upon us in less than a month. I implore you...no scratch that....DEMAND that you return me to my rightful throne. After all, you are all my subjects.
Just do it.
FSM
