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20051) Do you color your hair?
Answer: That is a blatant lie by the incumbent. No evidence exists to the contrary.
2) Tell us more about your plans to "invest" taxpayer money.
Answer: Glad you asked. I plan to invest taxpayer money in much the same way I invested your money on that gigantic dirt pile you can see off of I-59 between Steele and the Attalla-Rainbow City exit. That was a generous donation of $1.7 Million....yes you heard that right....$1.7 M-I-L-L-I-O-N for a dirt pile off of Airport Industrial Drive. Fred and I thank you. During the summer we crack open a case of PBR and jump on the four wheelers and have a grand ole time. If you vote me back in maybe we can put a gigantic dirt pile in your neighborhood too.
3) When was the last time you visited Alabama City?
Answer: What year did Emma Sansom win the state championship in football?
4) How did you get over losing the last election?
Answer: Two words: liquid courage.
5) What is your greatest accomplishment?
Answer: Keeping Dopey happy.
