Many among us would say that it takes someone with mental "issues" to consider voting for me.....well, no comment on that. However, I will come clean on why I am running for what seems like the fiftieth time.....
I am running for the glorification of my extremely large ego and let's face it, papa needs to get paid.
So when you go to the polls on the 24th of August, vote early and often! In fact cast a vote for each of your multiple personalities.
Raise your glasses!
FSM
